Saturday, February 19, 2005

Britney Spears is fat


Thanks to Suzie for sending in these horrifying images of Britney Spears and making it impossible for me to masturbate tonight. And thanks to Britney too. It’s nice to see you smoking and drinking in front of your core audience of 12 year old girls. Maybe later you can go to Disneyland and rip off Mickey’s head. Or, you know what, fuck it, just go ahead and slaughter a unicorn right there on the deck. Dance in it's blood. Those kids are gonna cry themselves to sleep tonight anyway, why not just take thier innocence once and for all.

And, nobody asked, but these were taken at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey, where I used to work until they fired me for being too handsome. I’m not really sure why she would be hanging out there, but I don’t have a good explanation for why she put on two hundred pounds either.

You can see even more of this gallery here, at what appears to be a Britney fan site, which completely fuckin baffles me. By the way, when you're so in love with cigarettes you don't even put them down to go swimming, it might be time for the patch.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's slightly heavier than normal but no way can you call her fat. I'd be more than happy to spend a couple of hours and burn some pounds with her.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well i think for famous girl she is kind of fat... :) don't you?

3:58 PM  
Blogger Stop Snoring Exercise said...

Anyone know the lastest hot info on any of these stars? Jennifer Lopez, Briteney Spears, Beyonce Knowles, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera or Reese witherspoon? Thanks for any post.

4:58 AM  

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