Thursday, January 20, 2005

Tara Reid and her implants go shopping

No idea why I'm posting this. Tara Reid shopping. Also pictured : Lindsay Lohan. Not pictured : dignity, chastity and penicillin.

You know what phrase I bet is heard a lot on Tara Reids movie sets. "Hey, where’s my heroin?"

If anyone can tell me how Reid - who is 29 and a millionaire - can look more used up, drugged out and road weary than Jenna Jameson - who is 33 and a professional whore - I'm all ears. And I don’t mean 'professional whore' as some sort of euphemism, I mean she’s an actual whore. If you have 200 dollars and an AIDS test, she will fuck you. For 225, she'll do it in front of her parents.

Here's a high res pic of Jenna. Here's a high res pic of Towelie. I mean Tara. For the moment, lets ignore the fact that Tara's tits are hangin out and she's too stoned to notice. Lets also overlook the fact that her implants are awful and her nipples look like the dial on a safe. Just look at their face, the skin tone, the complexion, the general health of these two. You tell me which one looks like they've been trained a thousand times. Granted, that might not be the best example. Tip for all you debutants on the go : if you look more ragged than a girl who’s been doin porno for 10 years, things have gone wrong. You might wanna pick up some Montana brochures or somethin.

more shopping pics. click for big. if you’re into that sorta thing.



Blogger Marisa said...

Very interesting stuff! Very entertaining! What will her implants do next? I'll make sure to tune in :)

1:38 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

You have a fabulous sense of humour.
Or did you just need a reason to post pics of walking boobs?

1:50 AM  
Blogger Chanel said...

Very entertaining!

5:24 PM  

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