Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Local teen makes the baby Jesus cry

(Bay St Louis, MS) - His motive unknown, local teen Billy Hughes went on a 'sin against God' rampage this weekend when his parents left the sexual deviant alone in the house while they took a weekend trip to Las Vegas.

Just moments after his parents had pulled out of the drive, Hughes brazenly loaded one of his many porn videos into the living room VCR, instead of his bedroom player, which had always been the norm. Minutes later, and for the rest of the weekend, tears flowed in heaven as the baby Jesus cried and cried and cried and cried and cried for the next two days, virtually nonstop, only resting to eat, sleep and rewind the tape.

Having planned the romantic weekend alone with himself days in advance, Hughes was able to top his own personnel best for the fifth deadly sin in a 48 hour period, narrowly topping the time he had mono and was bedridden for a week.


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