Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Aaron Carter cheats death. Nobody likes a cheater, Aaron.

I’m a little slow on this one, and its not really what I do here, but :

"Carter, 17, was driving his 2004 Cadillac Escalade north to Orlando at about 12:30 a.m. when a mattress came loose from the cargo bed of a delivery truck in front of him.

Carter drove over the mattress, which got stuck under the sport utility vehicle. The singer pulled over and escaped the vehicle, then watched it explode in flames"

I’m less surprised that Carter did something this dumb, and more surprised that Escalades cant seem to drive over a mattress without exploding. Mattresses are still made out of fabric and springs, right? And feathers? There aren’t extra-fancy ones for pop stars made from sharks teeth and gunpowder, right? Well then how did ... guh ... you know what, just forget it. Better luck next time, mattress truck driver guy.

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