Thursday, January 20, 2005

70% of all rape stories now begin with, "I was on vacation in Mexico..."

(San Diego, CA) - New figures from the US Violent Crime Bureau reveal this week that two-thirds of all rapes take place while sorority girls from Southern California, Arizona and Texas are on spring break.

The combination of drunken girls, deviant guys and a bountiful supply of date rape drugs have come together to form a forced penetration powder-keg.

Since Mexico has no laws or capable government and the citizens are filthy sexual predators, the figures may only increase.

When asked what precautions could be taken, a government spokesman said, "Our approach to this is the same as all our views on Mexico, which is, just stay the hell out."



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